Tony Takes an Unexpected Vacation Day

Dear Readers,

Unfortunately, your regularly scheduled 'Subdivisions' column will not be appearing this week, but will return next week with all the fluff, snark and run-on sentences you've come to expect from my work.

Honestly, I didn't anticipate being here this morning after Saturday's scheduled rapture and, having drained my savings and given away most of my posessions to my heathen neighbors and friends, find myself confused, broke and with little prepared for today's column.

This feature will return next Monday—that is, unless Preacher Camping screwed up the dates and I am taken some time this week. Until then I have some shopping to do.

Thanks.